Baby crying

Baby crying is the thing when you cry like a little fucking bitch

Me: Hey man, you aren't allowed to do this glitch, you can get banned

Chris: BUT I WANNA DO IT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: stop baby crying jesus

by big boys only January 25, 2021

Baby Tina

The Worst Baby Ever Made

"Do you like Baby Tina?"
"No."

by BrownBoiTTV August 12, 2021

gill baby

when a baby is born that still has its gills, because they did not fall off in the birthing prosess

gill baby=good swimmers, or people that can still breath under water.

by nick davis aka killa January 12, 2008

Shit baby

A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"

Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."

by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018

baby squid

Uterine lining that expels during a woman’s period.

Girl. A big ass baby squid just shot out of me. And I have the worst cramps.

by Charlie Delta December 28, 2021

baby psychosis

The following symptoms, when found in a baby: hallucinations, delusions, thought disorder, or lack of insight; similar in nature to mental confusion and delirium.

Children experiencing "baby psychosis" may experience hallucinations or delusional beliefs, and may exhibit personality changes and disorganized thinking. This may be accompanied by unusual or bizarre behavior, as well as difficulty with social interaction and impairment in carrying out the activities of daily living.

by Birdstheword December 23, 2008

dodge baby

similar to being “weezered” it’s when you see an image of a
creepy baby and you get “dodge babies”

you just got “dodge baby” 😂

by mackadoo420 June 25, 2021