chocs away

When Neil Williams is about to mount his beau.

I was about to shag the wife when I proclaimed ‘chocs away’

by Bob the magnificent January 26, 2024

stay away from those oranges jack

a silly ahh video about a guy saying stay away from those oranges jack and then swinging his penis and then showing his ass to the screen and farting

yo bro have you seen the stay away from those oranges jack video

by palo da bean November 12, 2023

HELL AWAY FROM ME

Check the get the (???) Mug part

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME MUG

by Nathankyami November 28, 2023

Shituational Awareness

When you know where the toilets is.
Or
When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.

Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.

You're right, he has good shituational awareness.

by chonkymuff February 10, 2024

Pull Away Pet Syndrome

Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!

Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

G-awaits

A feminine troll who feeds off the pain of others

Also have the tendency to express homosexual behavior

Stop being a G-awaits please and thank you

by UN English directory February 27, 2024

Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024