animal humor

When a couple pretends to be animals during sex, including the noises made and the positions usually used by animals during intercourse. Usually involves watching animal porn as well

Guy 1: Hey! Me and my girlfriend just had some amazing sex!
Guy 2: oh please tell me you didn't do animal humor again.
Guy 1: ummm.... maybe...

by TokugawaShogunate May 26, 2017

Animal humor

When the fucking is so good that your partner moans like an animal so humorously that you need to take a break to assess which animal they are.

Guy 1: dude my girlfriend was being really freaky last night with that animal humor, she sounded like a horse for a while!!

by TokugawaShogunate May 26, 2017

Anime

Artistic,professionally designed digital drawings,that have been gifted the ability to move on the second plane of reality and gifted the looks that a male or female identifying homosapiens would find sexually attractive,as if they have life energy in them,given by homosapiens of the asian nature,whom been created from a female homosapiens organ located in the country of human beings that have quite thin eyes in width on a yellowish tinted face,whom created a society in the far-east and have greatly outrun other asian countries in technological,cultural and societal ways that a human being can give attention to.

"Did you see the new anime?I liked how that blonde girl managed to get the guy to hate her unintentionally"
"I think anime is shit"

by DrexW May 30, 2017

favorite anime

The anime Charlotte. THAT IS RUINED BY MY FRIEND. KILL HIM HE HAS DESTROYED THE ANIME BY SEARCHING THE HENTAI EDITION OF IT.

Guy1: Look at this hentai
Me: YOU HAVE RUINED MY FAVORITE ANIME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Guy1: I have a basement full of children

by Salt21 June 6, 2017

Balloon Animal

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.

I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.

by cockadoodledont June 26, 2017

Crack Animal

An animalistic disgusting crack head / drug addict dirt bag who would do anything for a twist of crack.

That guy is a real crack animal. He’d sell out his own mother for a twist of crack.

by Bootsdad November 6, 2017

animal farm

An anti-totalitarian or anti-communism book written by a socialist, George Orwell.

Kid 1: Damn I hate socialism even more after Animal Farm!
Kid 2: Good to understand its flaws, but its author is a socialist and its more of anti-totalitarianism than anti-socialist or anti-communism.

by DaPaulLo November 21, 2017