talk like a man with a paper asshole

to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner

when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.

by bob magrann June 05, 2007

asshole high to a ten foot Indian

Very high, to far up

I couldn't get up that tree without my gear. The lowest branch is asshole high to a ten foot Indian.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

Cum in your mums asshole with mustard

Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her tits

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by School shoot May 16, 2022

biggest ugly dumb asshole on the earth

and thats john!

john is the biggest ugly dumb asshole on the earth agree with me pls

by super chad March 15, 2022

American Asshole

A new appellation for Donald Trump, the worst and rottenest traitor of all time. He embarrassed the USA to tremendous beyond repair by his actions, thoughts reflected in his hateful boorish juvenile blubbering talk, and his ego larger than the planet Jupiter (over 1500 times larger than planet Earth!). He is a racist, rapist, usurper, fascist, and many other evil things. He has no credentials, no soul and not a single respectable or honorable trait, aspect or a bit of character at all.

Donnie Douchebag has given himself many titles and poses with immense pompous pretention and an ugly personality cult. He has called himself 'Individual One', 'the Donald', and the 'Chosen One'. That last self-imposed title along with his hateful bloated actions makes him by every definition of the word an ANTICHRIST. He is a Caligula by every definition but to the entire world, he is the American Asshole. Thing is, he is a sputnik and a lap bitch to Vladimir Putin, even now.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 19, 2022

FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE

A PSEUDO PRUDE who is afraid to say what they are really doing in the DEFINITION.

Say what you mean as don't let your inspiration run dry.

I am not TORN to FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS BUTT this is how I really feel as I want to not FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS, CHEEKS BUTT FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE so let THE SHIT COME OUT as I will even LIE NAKED on the floor.

Don't be such an ASS as say I WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE.

by PRIME ASSHOLE April 04, 2021

ripped him a new asshole

when you bitch someone out to the point that they poop themselves so big it rips a new asshole

He said I was manipulative which is CRAZY so, I ripped him a new asshole

by soapythebitch January 29, 2018