by just some randomass person April 10, 2014
*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”
Man 1: yo isak
Man 2: what’s wrong?
Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.
Man 1: yo isak
Man 2: what’s wrong?
Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.
by Codes&ry November 15, 2020
So dam small it’s non existent. Your neighbor probably has a Chase2 ass. But you can’t tell cause it’s to small. You couldn’t even fit a 1 inch dick in there. It’s called a Chase2 ass because Its that kind of ass that you chase around for 2 years then you can’t even fit in it.
by Jordan1212 May 15, 2018
Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010
When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 06, 2025
by Gothwithsomedecency April 17, 2021