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Eckstein Middle School

Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.
Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!
by #1 Kanye Meatrider December 5, 2023
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