A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.
This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.
by JMNS December 22, 2023
Get the Dirty Mrs Claus mug.When a Zed run at you pants down to the ankles with punker sloppy wet butthole dripping down the path (like gasoline) then you light a match and watch the trial burn up to the ass and set all the hairs on fire till it gets to the dirty stick hole but chars it.
by SexMaster2099 December 22, 2023
Get the Dirty Zed mug.When they ask for a dirty martini, you put the bottle up your butt and then pour some in and start twerking to stir it up, and then shotgun blast poop and alcohol all over their face.
by Gamer gaming December 22, 2023
Get the Dirty Martini mug.n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection
v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."
"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
by Kimuendo Entendre December 23, 2023
Get the dirty spoon mug.When A guy sticks his balls in his grandma, grabs a shotgun, then blows his dick, and his grandma's head off.
by Big balled buster December 23, 2023
Get the Dirty Elise mug.Afro-Cuban hip-hop dance invented in Las Cruces, New Mexico circa 2015. In order to execute this dance move, one places one leg behind the other and throws that thang in a circular motion. Slowly begin moving your entire body in similar circular motions with no awareness or regard for your surroundings. This is actually the precursor dance to the “The stanky leg” popularized by the GS Boys.
~At a Quinceanera, other coming of age event, or generic throw down~
Party goer 1: “Hey what dance move is that guy over there with two tequilas in hand doing? It looks pretty legit.”
Party goer 2: “Oh he’s doing the dirty! Very nice.”
Party goer 1: “Hey what dance move is that guy over there with two tequilas in hand doing? It looks pretty legit.”
Party goer 2: “Oh he’s doing the dirty! Very nice.”
by Little.cheese.lover December 23, 2023
Get the The dirty mug.When you have an orgy on a school trip in the bathroom with every girl there and only one dude, also while using cocaine and heroin.
by guacomolechip December 25, 2023
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