my pollybhas dysentary

A submission by a drunk grandma trying to guess what is being said by the poorly drawn pirate on the TV screen during a game of Civic Doodle.

"My pollybhas dysentary?!" Hahahahahahaaaaahaaaaa wheeze wheeze wheeze ha ha.

by opinionemitter October 02, 2018

Crimp My Curl

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.

2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.

3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun

1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?

2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.

3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl

by DumbeeDydo July 02, 2018

Where's My Sex Hater

the greatest account to ever grace Twitter, and who will be missed dearly.

"Hey, remember Where's My Sex Hater?"

"I miss him."

by notborpgorp February 20, 2025

Where's My Sex Hater

The greatest Twitter account who will be missed dearly.

"Hey, remember Where's My Sex Hater?"

"Yeah, I miss him..."

by notborpgorp February 20, 2025

got my stuff

Medication

Got my stuff

by Jes12 September 01, 2017

Swallow my spit

To admit one's guilt

Max: "You didn't tell me that would happen"
Austin: "I know, I'm gonna swallow my spit, I was wrong"

by IDK123IDK123IDK123IDK123 June 05, 2024

My hot wifey

NotUrJinx on xbox

Me: my hot wifey is NotUrJinx<333
Bob: omg shes hot<3

by DoggoQueen3026 May 28, 2022