help my teenager hates me

....Its a south park episode. wtf r u searching this up for?? btw no offense to teens :)

today, i watched that new sp episode, "help my teenager hates me"

by urban.ass August 2, 2023

Don’t spill in my lap

Don’t ruin the surprise for me.

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap

by Collamrach October 27, 2020

take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

MY LOVER

My lover is such an handsome person, and when i say that they’re handsome, they’re really handsome.

“hey, how you doin?”
“I’m so happy, i found my lover”

by kakakakaksjajskakakxk July 23, 2021

Flipping my chicken nuggets

Slapping a girls tittys while you have missionary sex

Girrrl he was flipping my chicken nuggets last night and now it hurts to run.

by Quacko69 February 4, 2019

My Swiigi

A term used in stead of “friend” or “bro”

Aye yo my Swiigi wass good

by CreeperHead151 May 14, 2020

my muck

referring to a mans cum.

“went out last night, brought a girl home and chucked my muck up her”

by elliehainesxxx June 3, 2019