ass-hisstance

Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.

I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

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if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.

EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

by 10xValue September 24, 2021

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fuck ass bob (F.A.B.)

when someone you deeply admire looks fabulous

damnnn you're serving fuck ass bob (F.A.B.)

by giraffewaffa September 7, 2023

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Lame ass

It’s a person who is A; (a lame ass bitch with no life) or B; ( a some idiot said something stupid asf so he a lame ass bitch now).

(Guy 1): yo so I was like eating some fuckin boneless wings right and guess what my guy I found a fucking hair clip on that shit I was like hell nah fuck this and threw that shit away.

(Guy 2): you know you just wasted some perfectly good food right?

(Guy 1) shut up tray, shut you don’t tell me what to do, you a “lame ass” bitch shut up tray before I smack the shit out you.

by Kazuichi April 8, 2021

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