ass-caliber

The magnitude or severity to which one person acts like an ass.
Nicole: My co-worker sux; she's such a bitch.
Dave: I know what it's like to work with someone of that ass-caliber! My boss is probably a 90.
by Dave53213 March 22, 2006
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Tony Dude ass

A man named Anthony who goes by tony and who likes men’s ass and occasionally big juicy cock. He enjoys detailing cars and playing hockey with men
Jonny jag is acting like a total tony dude ass today
by Jonny jag the fag February 18, 2023
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shit is ass

Like to say something that is trash menacing and nobody like and if u like it go to hell
by Jesusisabeaner69borderhopper February 10, 2023
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Ass to Pouch

When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.
I pack my double decker horseshoes like any free American should, Ass to Pouch.
by 104206901 March 15, 2021
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character ass-sass-ination

Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").
(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
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Drunk ass shit

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.
Example 1:

PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.
by MrsPAYNE21 June 10, 2015
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