Mooby Dick

A dick that has man boobs.

That Shannon is a complete dick. Have you seen his man tits? He's like Mooby Dick.

by Johnny Dick head January 14, 2024

Jackson's Dick

A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."

Man, Did you see the new kid in the locker room? He sure has Jackson's Dick!

by platergamer January 14, 2024

Dick rider

Used to describe a teacher's pet. Someone who gets special treatment (from a teacher for example) and does things to please people sometimes.

That girl is such a dick-rider. She acts like a teacher's pet.

Dick rider people

by cecehelps.org January 15, 2024

Dick Slap

Person slap face with dick

I dick slapped my homie

by Qwerty Hitler January 16, 2024

Dick

An individual who's a womanizer and only think with his dick instead of his brain.

Ngoc is a dick head.

by MoistSushi5908 January 17, 2024

Swoop dick

A mans ding dong that has a slite curve like a banana

Look at that swoop dick he has

by Wickles January 18, 2024

laytons dick

laytons dick is massive

layton pleases zohara with laytons dick

by zandl January 20, 2024