When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.
Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.
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A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons
A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons
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Get the golden turtle mug.When your penis is scared and shrivels back up into your body in an attempt to save itself. Sometimes if the experience is too terrifying, the penis comes out the anus.
When I found out "she " wasn't a she, my penis went full turtle. I started running but by ass hurt too much.
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It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
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