Put that thing on preheat

A sexual innuendo, insinuating that you want to smash.

Whaddup biiiitch, do me a favor and put that thing on preheat.

by Daddy long John March 11, 2023

the whole thingggg

when your ex husbands kuzin eats THE WHOLEEE THINGG .. the pussy and the ass thee whole thing

yep he sure ate the whole thingggg get on that real man shit....

by HIS Queen duhh March 12, 2023

The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.

Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"

by the guy who defined something March 21, 2023

Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023

palmer the thing

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!

palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!

by meowbark13 June 4, 2023

Dooer of things

Murray

Hay looik its *Murray the Dooer of things

by Muzza Mellon June 7, 2023