crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015

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Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

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the sun and the moon

when the girl has a phat ass

*when she has nice booty *
Me: aye you got the sun and the moon back there?

Her: Huh?

by lauls August 18, 2019

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Ring Around the Moon

More or less, when someone doesn't wipe well enough after a poo.

I went to pay attention to her bicycle spoke, but she had a ring around the moon.

by ProbablyErin October 10, 2014

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Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-neeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous, yet highly spiritual event, with friends in an American Western setting, involving violence, sex, hunting, and/or drugs and alcohol at night

“Me and the boys got some peyote and beer and went moon gooning with the Native Americans. Shot some elk and we did it over their corpses”

by JSodaPop November 19, 2023

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