bodacious beef bazooka

A wiener that can plaster women against walls a la Scary Movie.

I will put your eye out with one blast of my bodacious beef bazooka.

by Jizzcock January 15, 2004

Beef Taco

The act of taking a shit in the palm of your hand and smearing it in the ass crack of your gay lover while he is tied to a statue of a bald cory feldman

Person A: Hey what did you do last night?
Person B: Not much just gave a beef taco to my bud
Person A: A beef taco?
Person B: You don't want to know...
*silence*
Person B: ...shit everywhere....even on cory

by Doogrim March 1, 2009

Beefing my stew

1. Pulling my leg
2. Complicating things unnecessarily

No way! Are you beefing my stew?

by JoeDuck January 19, 2011

Dusting the beef curtains

This is the term used when a person goes down on a female and decides it would be a good idea to motorboat the vagina, if used on a blue waffle it would be called blueberry jammin

Dusting the beef curtains is: see motorboat, except sub tits for vag

by abmg August 6, 2010

Dangle Beef Curtains

Floppy, loose, and extra long labia. Often associated with women of the sluttier kind. Said to have a distinct smell of rotting beef.

"Damn, your Arby's sandwich looks like Paris Hilton's dangle beef curtains. Throw that shit away!"

by BB999 May 8, 2012

nuclear roast beef

noun
A type of vagina that is old and tattered to the point where it is dangerous to put your dick in or around her vagina.

I could not put my dick near her nuclear roast beef because I didn't want AIDS.

by JACK GARRRRRR October 28, 2013

hot beef insertion

the act of putting a guy's penis into a women's vagina

I did a hot beef insertion on that girl last night. It was hot.

by smokin' trees and fuckin' v's December 28, 2010