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turtle

When your penis is scared and shrivels back up into your body in an attempt to save itself. Sometimes if the experience is too terrifying, the penis comes out the anus.
When I found out "she " wasn't a she, my penis went full turtle. I started running but by ass hurt too much.
by Weekly Circumcision November 28, 2016
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Holy shit is that a turtle

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.
by Almost heaven December 27, 2019
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Turtle

Prison slang referring to a "PC" protective custody who wants to hide in his shell. Once labelled a turtle the only way to have that label removed is to assault another turtle
Larry is a fucking turtle! after he was convicted of those skinner charges that fucking turtle tucked into his shell
by lingoguy April 17, 2014
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Went turtle

To flip upside down; to invert an airplane
Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!
by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019
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Turtle Typer

A person who types rather slowly
A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons
He's such a turtle typer.
by Fred Dag1 December 17, 2010
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golden turtle

the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks
the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior
by she_said_she_was_twelve January 5, 2022
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turtling

(adj.) The state of having one's penis pull up into the body and disappear beyond the foreskin, like a turtle's head. More common in overweight men.
Look at that big fat guy over there, he's totally turtling!
by J. A. Anschütz January 26, 2023
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