Cock nectar

Sperm

I got cock nectar all over my face!

by Cody hanks February 21, 2011

Trumps Cock

A very small orange sausage

Do u like trumps cock

by SUCKTRUMPSPENIS May 3, 2018

Two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.

He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!

by BadBeast December 14, 2009

cock chowder

When a guy jizzes thick, white, lumpy cum.

Brenda likes it when Mike sprays his cock chowder in her mouth.

by PlusSizeBitchesAnonymous September 9, 2006

Salsa Cock

When you fuck a woman of Mexican origin and your dick smells like salsa afterwards.

I was fucking Maria last night and when I was done I had the biggest salsa cock.

by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011

Cock-caine

The act of snorting cocaine off of a mans penis

Ex. "You think she's a virgin?!? She told me she wanted to blow some Cock-caine."

by Quentalto February 25, 2011

Turbo Cock

Turbo Cock is a verb used to describe the action of drawing a penis on a person that is passed out due to over drinking and being a pussy. The best way to do it is to hide it on the person's body in a spot where they may not see it immediately, in the hopes that the turbo cock remains on their skin until either pointed out by someone else or the person discovers it later on.

Turbo Cocking should not be confused with totally trashing some poor cat with sharpie all over their face and body. Turbo Cocking is meant to be subtle and not obvious.

The truest and most awesome form of the action is to Turbo Cock a total stranger who is passed out somewhere. The person will have no idea where it came from and will forever ponder who it was that owned his punk ass.

Upon discovering that you have been Turbo Cocked, you must know that you deserved it for being a pussy and passing out. Anyone who gets upset or cries about getting Turbo Cocked instantly becomes a Faggot.

"Dude, I got hammered last night and passed out on Jerm's couch and someone Turbo Cocked me. Awesome!"

"I was in the shower today and found a Turbo Cock on my back from 2 days ago. Awesome!"

"You see that homeless guy passed out on the sidewalk? Give me a sharpie, I am going to Turbo Cock that homeless piece of shit."

by Jerm Core August 24, 2008