Canadian leaf blower

When someone puts there pubes on the ceiling fan and it goes all over the place

Tommy- I need a leafblower

Joe-you should do the Canadian leaf blower

by Tim1204 November 14, 2025

Canadian Handjob

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.

Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.

by Dan5 April 25, 2025

canadian piggy bank

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.

I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.

by sad_pizza October 7, 2019

Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024

canadian spooning

when one spoons in bed with a bunch of canadian stunt cocks

Canadian spooning is when the guys all snuggling together in bed , one behind the other.

by Bullpen2017 January 29, 2018

Canadian Cigar

Shaving another man’s pubes, ball hair, and ass hair, then smoking it in a joint.

I gave my friend a Canadian Cigar last night.

by anonymous May 10, 2024

canadians

maple gods, freeze proof, insult proof, ultimate hockey fans.

"ah, but thats some canadians, for ya, eh?

by dog lover god October 23, 2022