Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.

Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.

by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020

Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send

I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS

by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025

textative

Fond of or given to texting. Tending to text a great deal.

"My aunt is so textative, she never calls and her texts are miles long." He is so textative, he needs a mega keyboard for his phone.

by Pluscurieux July 11, 2021

Text trap

When someone knows you don’t like to talk on the phone, and they send a text as a way to know when you’re holding your phone so they can call you.

Sorry I’m late, my mom tricked me with a text trap and I ended up on the phone with her for 20 minutes.

by 2049 July 15, 2025

Text Barrier

The invisible wall made of nervousness and/or fear of embarrassment that prevents you from texting someone.

Hey dude, I finally overcame the text barrier and texted that hot girl I met last week.

Girl 1: The guy I like texted me last night and we had a whole conversation!
Girl 2: Good for you, the text barrier has been broken!

I said something really embarrassing to Tanya the other night and now there's a text barrier between us.

by LOLrobots August 1, 2012

Fairy Text

When you sparkle something for being funny but dark and what you see on tiktok comments like 🙊✨Teheheh✨🙈 and is said in cursive

Person 1: *watches megan is missing tiktok*
Person 1: *goes to comments section*
Person 1: Comments, OMFG megan ✨let me join you✨
Person 2: Wtf did you just type

Person 1: Fairy Text...
Person 2: Fucking weirdo

by Never.mine December 8, 2020

Text stutter

When someone deliberately writes text in such a retarded unnecessary way to express their thoughts

retardeduser458234: "D-did he just do that? I...I can't believe someone would ever do that."
regularuser23455: "@retardeduser458234 Did you just text stutter on the internet? Are you retarded?"

by fencetape January 20, 2025