When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017
Get the Morning surprisemug. You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
Get the Jewish Turning Surprisemug. An adjective for the word surprise.
by surprisativedude December 20, 2010
Get the surprisativemug. Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise
by Bean boy July 12, 2018
Get the Raccoon surprisemug. When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.
A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025
Get the Mongolian Surprise Eggmug. She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.
(see definition: pickled eggs)
(see definition: pickled eggs)
by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025
Get the Surprise Picklingmug. by Baller7264RN May 27, 2017
Get the easter bunny surprisemug.