Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023

Ace of spades

Ace of spades is a card known as the jimi or used by jimi

Oh my god guys I got a jimi (ace of spades)

by Big boy rite April 22, 2023

Ace of Spades

If you like to gamble
I tell you, I'm your man
You win some, lose some
It's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
Playing for the high one
Dancing with the devil
Going with the flow
It's all a game to me
Seven or eleven
Snake eyes watching you
Double up or quit
Double stake or split

The Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
You know I'm born to lose
And gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it, baby
I don't want to live forever
And don't forget the joker
Pushing up the ante
I know you got to see me
Read 'em and weep
The dead man's hand again
I see it in your eyes
Take one look and die
The only thing you see
You know it's gonna be
The Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades, uh

by Death Menace April 22, 2023

Timothy The Spider

That one STUPID entity in doors that always jumpscares you when you least expect it.

Hmm alright some drawers? Time to loot!
Timothy The Spider: BOOOOOOO!
AAAAAA! FUCK YOU TIMOTHY

by memeaddictive2 June 16, 2023

6 of spades

chemical brothers way to fight discrimination but allowing pre selective freedom of equality act 1952 a disconnected archive made from seseuous data collected from a robot terminology was more adaptable then moddern history's fact estimates in year 25000

the 6 of spades was used as a ceramic radiation shield to defened all means via bigger casting

the real tuna landed and another boarder restriction from self made viruses was traced back again to a dog which is not gods best friend to unclear human connections to free living of more wild animal kingdoms

the computer was preporgrammed every 60 secounds allowing the software to update new typos

the lab restraints were never mentioned a bionic drone was ready to engage a view of the emp take down

6 of spades was updated abbove with no connectment other visors reacted with direct opacity keep full capacity ready ie nucular war was ready to select the next ebl-1 a mass weapon to blind the vision completely the first injection was match with another medication which reaction dead lines where fault about a new science was inter with mathmatical placements keeping the number structure on top of understandment

6 of spades

by [J7] July 9, 2023

stinky carpet spider

When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy

“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”

by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023

Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023