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short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
mugGet the short shaftmug.
Deriving from the "Short Back and Sides" hair cut that most young boys have. Normally only fashioned by masculine lesbians, or dudes with a shockingly bad haircut!
Nice hair cut! what did you ask for? a Short Back and Forget About It
by Ste Thor June 26, 2015
mugGet the Short Back and Forget About Itmug.

Short Bus

The bus for mentally challenged children

The shorter the bus, the more retarded they get
Ben rides on the short bus
he is diagnosed with sever cases of autism, ADHD, schizophrenia and SCD (Small Cock Disorder) and has challenges with telling other he will rape them.
Beware.
by BenHasIssues75 February 17, 2023
mugGet the Short Busmug.

Short in the Snout

When a guy is lacking in the pants. When he has a small penis, like a tiny dogs snout.
Person 1: How was your Tinder date the other night?
Person 2: It was ok, he was a little short in the snout though.
by MrsGiblets August 15, 2020
mugGet the Short in the Snoutmug.

Short-strap

A term of derision for a certain type of rock guitarist (usually a bassist) characterised by their use of a short strap.

They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.

Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.

They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).

They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.
There's no fucking way I'm letting that short-strap dickhead in our band
by sqrbrkt November 13, 2012
mugGet the Short-strapmug.

Short

It means little or small but you can use it for yourself because your small
You: I'm tall

Me: No. Your just a short baby
by Lol## August 18, 2021
mugGet the Shortmug.

Sparkly Shorts

A nickname used for insulting people. Known in the hood as a *******. You could also call them a **** or ************
Julia a.k.a. sparkly shorts, favorite pokemon is pollywhirl.
by Andre yo momma September 3, 2009
mugGet the Sparkly Shortsmug.

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