Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.

Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.

Post-Move Fuck by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021

post-quaint 

A place that would formerly be described as quaint, but is now so bustling with people and tourists that it no longer meets the original definition.

Whitby and St. Ives are post-quaint fishing towns on the UK coast that are usually overcrowded with tourists.

post-quaint by frayb September 26, 2021

Post Mug-syndrome 

come from knowing you could’ve got your class mug in October but waited to the spring now everyone’s got one and you don’t and your crying and alone

person 1: bro didn’t you hear about Austin
person 2: no what happen
person 1: he got post mug-syndrome and he’s been crying all night and threatening to commit suicide

Post Mug-syndrome by bigbrrrr420 September 27, 2021

Post-Divorce Whore - PDW 

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.

Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.

Post-Divorce Whore - PDW by beedub75 October 27, 2021

Post nut revenge 

Reciving a blowjob from a chick who rejected you

Damn u got rejected?!?

It’s cool I got post nut revenge

Post nut revenge by anonymous November 2, 2021

Post-formal farts 

when you’re finished with formal, your date’s gone, and you can finally rip ass

Hunter: man what a fun formal!
Haydn: yeah bro I got the post-formal farts now *farts nonstop for 3 minutes*

Post-formal farts by mrincredible_69 December 5, 2021

post a pic of you and your mom 

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

post a pic of you and your mom by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021