Porn blocker

The best thing in the universe

Guy 1: damn i dont want pornhub or porn sites appearing
Guy 2: then use a porn blocker

by Misterhunterindahouse July 7, 2019

Karen Porn

Examples:

The Holiday
It’s Complicated

Valentine’s Day

He’s Just Not That Into You
40 Dresses
PS I Love You

You get the idea

Susan: Omg Let’s go get day drunk on Riesling and yell at some minimum wage workers and crash our SUV’s. Then we can go on a Facebook rant about 5G and vaccines and watch The Family Stone.
Karen: always down for a marathon of Karen Porn, Fuck yeah, I’m in!

by Breakitdarb May 15, 2020

Porn Gazing

The act of watching porn with someone and discussing key points of the pornography. May include what part caused you to bussanuttt.

Me-wanna do some porn gazing later?
Her-sure, let’s try the bdsm category tonight.

by Nawks November 20, 2018

vanilla porn

Two white People having sex

I really like vanilla porn

What tf is that

White people having sex

Oh… cool

by Youtellme January 18, 2023

Porn hub

Free Masturbation material

Porn hub the place where the comment section is more interesting than the video

by Joebidensleftknee May 6, 2023

sock porn

porn of guys using a sock as a condom.

dicks are referred to as sock cocks

Guy 1: Have you ever watched sock porn?

Guy 2: Nah, I don't enjoy sock cock that much

by I Love Mixing Salad February 18, 2017

thought porn

What I say to describe a sexual fantasy

Me: So, the other day, while having some thought porn-

by dO I LOOK- September 7, 2021