a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.
women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
by Evanissexy February 19, 2024
the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire
evan peters is my husband.
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Used to be an icebreaker at Hoffman Estates High School. Usually used to make fun of a diss track wizard
“Hey guess what? Peter’s Mom died.”
“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”
“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”
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