Super straight

An idiot who gets no girls/guys and is homophobic. They are also most likely a trumpie

Melissa: hey what’s your sexuality?
Joe: I’m super straight!
Chris: you’ve got to be kidding me...
Jen: oh so you’re homophobic-
Joe: nah I’m just kidding, I’m just straight because super straight isn’t a sexuality.
Melissa: thank god.
Jen: yeah, I was worried there.

by Idkjustsomebodyrandom April 4, 2021

Super Straight

People who say they are "super straight" are transphobic and weirdos. Like why does it matter what someone have in pants? Y'all are really weird and super transphobic. Stop that.

Bigot: M-mom... i'm super straight...

A person with more than one IQ: Get the hell out of my house transphobe.

by frogsareepic May 11, 2021

pissing straight mustard

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

by potatoman501 November 17, 2019

Straight Edge

Straight edge was invented by a song from the band Minor Threat in the early 80's. It was all started by one line in a 45 second song, I've got the straight edge. It was invented in Washington DC and was brought up to Boston by a guy named Al Bareal he invented hardline. Straight edge has three simple rules no drinking, no drugs, and no smoking. Hardline is much like straight edge but has more rules than just no drinking, no smoking, and no drugs. No caffine, have to be a vegetarian or vegan, no sex unless it's procreation, no imported chocolate, no porn, no masterbating are some of the other rules. There are two types of straight edge lifestyles the positive an the militant. Boston is known for it's militant type edge, Boston Beatdown. Straight Edge is a lifestyle not a label. It is a new generation. Here is the real history and def of straight edge.

There is no example either your straight edge or not

by xSLADEx February 9, 2010

Straight up beasting

Utter dominance.

Did you see Kobe drop 35 last night? He was straight up beasting.

by El Presador March 1, 2011

Token straight friend

That one guy in the group of gays who’s straight

Guy: Yooo bro wanna come with us to the club

Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys

Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again

by thattokenstraightfriend May 6, 2018

Straight-through Jones

A rare and fortunate occurrence during busy hours found in car parks. The straight-through Jones is when two (vacant) parking positions line up end to end, allowing the lucky finder to drive straight through from one to other other negating the need to reverse in or out of said parking space.

Person 1: I will never find a parking spot at this rate!
Person 2: Oh look Dad, there's a straight-through Jones!

by Blob67 December 26, 2017