blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021

Max

imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say

Michael: dude have you heard about max?

Becky: haven't why?

Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him

Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip

by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021

Max

Tall fishing boy

Person 1: Is that Obama thats fishing?

Person 2: No its just Max

by Gampis July 12, 2021

Max CH

evil satan spawn that eats you. usually is under 2 inches in height and 400000 metres thick in width.

oh lord its Max CH!! get the high ground.

by Jesus Spaz out?? yes in africa July 21, 2021

max lobo

character from banana fish. very attractive. journalist i think

person 1 - "dude max lobo is so hot"
person 2 - "kill yourself"

by lobolovebot July 25, 2021

mr max

big dick man woth big dick energy with ass all day

my names mr max and i like ass

by brysons cock in your mouth July 28, 2021

mr max

loves cock inside of his bum and loves men

hello my name is mr max and i have men all over me like its raining cats and dogs ;)

by brysons cock in your mouth July 28, 2021