Lick The Paper Towel

Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.

After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"

by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021

grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

diabolical lick

to steal something from a school in menacing demeanour

I just hit a diabolical lick in the bathrooms dude!

by wet dog alien September 19, 2021

devious lick

A devious lick is a trend where high schoolers with a gpa under 0.70 steal somthing from somewhere at anytime. Little do they know one day they will get caught and face serious consequences.

"Hey bro wyd" "I just hit a devious lick on the teacher he'll never know!!"

by anonymous September 15, 2021

lake lick-a-[snatch]y

Clever way to say someone is a lesbian.

I think she's been hanging out at Lake Lick-A-Snatchy

by Jimmy Pete August 9, 2009

licking lexi

Licking lexi only stays on the tip. She is a very slobbery licker

She licked like a licking lexi

by Jack Arc April 12, 2020

Bald licking

Licking the bald spot

I want to bald licking Danny bald spot he's so fuckabke

by Adk47 August 25, 2018