Crazy cat lady

A crazy cat lady can be a woman who owns more cats than municipal code allows. However, an oft-unheard of definition of 'crazy cat lady' is the very inverse of the original: a man who claims women are crazy cat ladies as a defense mechanism when in reality he himself owns more cats than municipal code allows, but hides this fact from friends, family, and co-workers in order to avoid the stereotypical norms that those who own multiple cats are solitary, human females. As a result, while 'lady' often denotes a female human, in this case it represents a closeted male 'cat-lover'. Signs someone is such a closeted, male, cat-lover include calling other humans in their lives 'cat ladies', 'crazy cat ladies', and using obtuse logic to prove others fit this mold - when in fact, it is the person calling out cat lovers, who loves cats most of all and is in fact a 'crazy cat lady'.

Human one: You're a crazy cat lady!

Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.

by crazycatlady1109 August 1, 2018

Lady Gaga Eyelashed

A term used to define the leaving of one solitary eyelash on a pillow to mark your territory after pulling a trick.

"I woke up this morning and she had Lady Gaga Eyelashed my pillow...it was a great night"

by CWildish February 4, 2010

old cat lady

elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia

The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia

by Ja'Quizzle May 22, 2006

Lady Macbeth Moment

To go Out Out

This is the my first Lady Macbeth Moment since the pandemic began.

by Kitty Wake June 1, 2021

kitchen table lady

Someone who dabbles in a profession that they have little or outdated knowledge of.

Empty-nester who decides to dust off her twenty-five year old education degree and tutor local kids at her kitchen table, hence the term "kitchen table lady". Because she's a bit older people think she knows what she's doing, but since she hasn't kept up with changes in the field all of her methods are outdated. Also applies to decorators, designers, therapists etc. who may be well-intentioned, but are too backwards to do any good.

by bottomlless November 17, 2010

ladies hat trick

Is when you lick eat and bang your milf's pussy all in the same session in other words you score 3 different ways

I pulled a ladies hat trick on my girl last night by licking , eating and banging her pussy

by BIG T 49 December 2, 2022

we’re reliable with the ladies

Line from the Hamilton song ‘A Winter’s Ball’ from the Musical Hamilton.

“We’re reliable with the ladies!!” they yelled out, making their daily Hamilton reference.

by bloopbloop247 September 21, 2021