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John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.
I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!
by The_Almighty_Definer November 9, 2020
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John Smith'd

To find a native woman and take her back to your home and put a baby in her.
Did you hear Ryan got married?

Yeah I heard he John Smith'd her, so she had to stay with him.
by BearySanders December 3, 2020
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John Cena

Someone you can't see
Adam: Look at this picture i got with John Cena!

James: I can't see anyone?..
by John Cena's Manager December 8, 2020
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John Hamilton’ed

To get super drunk / binge drink. The opposite of getting Benjamin Franklin’ed
Oh, FUCK BUD! It’s time to get John Hamilton’ed tonight!
by Shansterbrian December 26, 2020
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John Romeo

A epic man that likes cheeseburgers and Fortnite
by Cheeseman12345 February 22, 2021
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John Smith

John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).
Person one, “what’s your name
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now
by LolaTheGreat February 26, 2021
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John Aylward

Jose: “You always watch all the best true crime documentaries; who’s your supplier?”

Steven: “John Aylward, my man”
by smelliott7 April 18, 2021
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