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Jacob

Jacob has gigantic cock that wants to burst out his pants but his bb belt stops the humongous cock from coming out.
Girl 1: omg Jacob’s cock is big 😫
Girl 2: omg Jacob gets all the bitches
by hubert marquess November 20, 2021
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Jacob Martin

Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
What a Jacob Martin thing to do.
by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019
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Jacob

Someone who is rlly fit and overall healthy and good looking. Someone to be around and just a stand up guy, probably packing
Person 1: That guy looks like a Jacob
Person 2: yeah i can definitely see it look how good he looks
by Yourfavoritebaseballguy November 24, 2021
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Bailey Jacobs

A big bitch that likes to take others boyfriend and is a hoe
That Bailey Jacobs girl is such a hoe
by Babydoll883 October 4, 2016
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Jacob

A Fat Ass that benches 225 and has a big penis
Damn Jacob Lookin huge just as big as his cock
by FasterBtw July 2, 2022
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Jacob

an all around awful guy. he is cocky, immature, rude, stubborn, and narcissistic. he blames everything on everyone else and never takes ownership. one of his favorite things to do is mess with your head. he will make you think he likes you but then get mad at you for no reason. a jacob is someone who is all talk but no skill. he is the fakest person you will ever meet. he is also very loud and obnoxious. his friends don’t even like him. he is not attractive at all. and just when you thought he couldnt get worse, turns out he is a player. he is someone you just dont want to be around. and he will probably end up stabbing you in the back.
Friend: “hey why are you so upset?”

You: “jacob was being an ass
by factspiller July 26, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob : I like lincon
by Jskbsbsjshs December 20, 2019
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