When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.
Hey! How was your Track-meet?
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
by nicklebacksucks77 September 13, 2021
When a man squats over the woman’s mouth, and releases a wave of steamy goodness from his anus into the woman’s mouth, after which he “throat fucks that bitch”.
(Can also be Done By two males)
(Can also be Done By two males)
by Butt_squirts_4_life February 17, 2009
by Big Ern Mccracken February 17, 2020
When one person throws up pee-mud into the air and another catches the pee-mud and slams it on the victim's neck.
by username173 October 02, 2018
A comment made whe one refers to others that are fighting. Usually said by one male to another, dreamily as they mentally picture the scene,of the fighting pair.
Mick: Here Jimmy, did you know Kate and Sandra were fighting?
Jimmy: Yeah, all they needed was mud...!
Jimmy: Yeah, all they needed was mud...!
by Lean something new every day> March 06, 2005
by Meetcha2nite November 03, 2015
Have a lady friend or guy friend shit on the floor or any clean surface. Pour an Irish Car Bomb on it and shovel it into your gullet with a spoon.
Did you see Travis eat Amanda’s Irish Mud Shovel off that dirty floor? How nasty to use such a dirty floor.
by Steadlur December 21, 2022