Last night I was peeling ass
by Ass peeler 69 September 04, 2015
A person who is primarily attracted to another person's buttocks, regardless of the gender identity of the buttocks' owner. Usually this corresponds with a strong preference for anal sex.
by LivingLanguage May 05, 2016
Stretching with your ass up in the air, after indulging in a relaxing nap or sleep for a long period of time. This stretch is usually very refreshing.
"I was so hungover this morning. When I woke up I took a nice long Ass Gab."
"That cat just took an Ass Gab."
"That cat just took an Ass Gab."
by Slolex December 11, 2011
one with a higher level of butt-headitude. Someone who is such a butt-head that they need a whole new word to describe them.
Julia looked at Ashton and said, "The way you hit on Patrick while he was dating Toni made you look like a real Ass Noggin."
by J-Mee ft. DJ TC September 07, 2010
by Fizz Doctor January 27, 2008
when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars
by jb923 January 30, 2018
Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.
Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
by Dodgamatic August 08, 2014