You got me fucked up

defenition:

"You got me fucked up" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is so irresistible & fly they don't never want to end it.

Synonym: I'm all yours, I'm on your dick, i think about you all the time, I'm in love with your dick.. maybe even you, I want this feeling forever, I don't want anyone but you, You have my undivided attention
Omg and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick...I want you to all to myself..... you got me fucked up over you
by NastyNubian January 08, 2017
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When it Sunday
Friend: bruh tomorrow is Monday
Me: Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?
Friends: ye
Me: bruh
by Me, I’m him October 09, 2019
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Did you hear Joe got Ligma?

The ultimate power move. Immune to all counterattacks, including but not limited to: No U, Uno reverse card, etc.
Me: Did you hear Joe got Ligma?
Your Mom: Joe who?
Me: LIgma balls BITCH
by don't ask who joe is September 16, 2019
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I got your (blank) swinging

Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.
I got your (blank) swinging

Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!
by Da Persian July 25, 2006
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A quote from American sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air which has since become a meme response to when someone has apparently tried to do something positive or well-intentioned, but with little success or while failing to entirely understand the thing they are trying to support.
Social media post: let's not send our navy seals into another pointless conflict!
Reply: yes, war is barbaric, and just look at their cute little whiskers!
Person: he a little confused but he got the spirit
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So I got this new anime plot

"So I got this new anime plot. Basically. there's this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. I mean some serious hunkers. A real set of badonkers. Packing some dobonhonkeros, massive dohoonkabhankoloos, big ole tonhongerekoogers.

What happens next?!

A transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humoungos hungolomghnoloughongus.
Man: So I got this new anime plot!
Woman: Please stop.
by DefNotFake November 08, 2020
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It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life
King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
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