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I got your (blank) swinging

Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.
I got your (blank) swinging

Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!
by Da Persian July 25, 2006
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He a little confused but he got the spirit

A quote from American sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air which has since become a meme response to when someone has apparently tried to do something positive or well-intentioned, but with little success or while failing to entirely understand the thing they are trying to support.
Social media post: let's not send our navy seals into another pointless conflict!
Reply: yes, war is barbaric, and just look at their cute little whiskers!
Person: he a little confused but he got the spirit
by falsetokaiba May 24, 2021
mugGet the He a little confused but he got the spiritmug.

So I got this new anime plot

"So I got this new anime plot. Basically. there's this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. I mean some serious hunkers. A real set of badonkers. Packing some dobonhonkeros, massive dohoonkabhankoloos, big ole tonhongerekoogers.

What happens next?!

A transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humoungos hungolomghnoloughongus.
by DefNotFake November 7, 2020
mugGet the So I got this new anime plotmug.

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life
King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
mugGet the Mort got us in a fucking car wreckmug.

You got me all fucked up!

1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.

2. Your thinking about me is wrong.
Give me back my makeup bag.

Sit down, trick.

Bitch, you got me all fucked up! Hand it over.
by Raineth June 19, 2009
mugGet the You got me all fucked up!mug.

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

1. The greatest movie quote of the 21st century

2. The most overused quote by average people since "Kneel before Zod!" from Superman 2. It basically means you are unbeatable since King Kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he's not on your level
1. (Denzel as Alonzo) "I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"

2. (Some average guy on the 'net) You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!
by anonymous April 15, 2006
mugGet the King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!mug.

i got up out my birkin

What lil tjay be saying in his songs. But its lit
I got up out my Birkin, it's workin'
She said she a virgin, it's hurtin'
by Justin Na September 8, 2020
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