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door hog

Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.
by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 8, 2017
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Slam that mf door if u want too !

A sentence that describes an situation which causes you to "hop out of the car in rage wanting to slam your moms car door behind you."
*Pulls up to house after argument* You get out the car, but as you're getting out you hear an angry mom say "Slam that mf door if u want too ! BOY ITS GON' BAD FOR YOU!"
by KB__KiLLA April 20, 2022
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rey-door-range

The classy way to describe someone who has spent way to much time in the sun or tanning bed. The word derives from red and orange. The perma-i-will-have-skin-cancer-very-soon "tan" that is more red than sea side glow. Usually accompanied with facial grease. Taking a break in the shade or using sun screen is not an option. Also the product of too many intoxicated days in the sun.

Photographs will never turn out good, especially when paired with others not suffering from this discoloration.
Wow she has a serious case of rey-door-range, its all I can see!

They rey-door-range has got (him/her) look greasy and old!
by Ash Z May 20, 2010
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Springy doors

Another way to say “spring” or curly/bouncy hair. Used when drunk, high, or just yourself.
*Touched hair* Damn son, you got some springy doors
by E yes February 15, 2020
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To get an audiences attention.
Like really.
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by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
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Front Door Harry

A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.
Sean left the post office disgruntled, as another front door harry was already hanging out there.
by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014
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dorky door matt

A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.
You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!
by xAnomally March 24, 2022
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