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Back doors kicked in

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?"
"Yes, Vicar, it's true."
by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021
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Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly
A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat
by Gail fitz August 28, 2021
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Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.
Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
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Door Hinge

Door Hinge; A synonym to describe someone’s preference/dating life of flat women or women with no ass or tits (Doors). The meaning of door hinge is saying that you are attached/ attracted to doors
Yo you’re dating her? Dude this is like your 5th flat girl, you’re such a door hinge
by DankyFox August 31, 2021
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knock on some doors

When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.
Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
by ppwned May 13, 2021
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Door knob

Every body gets their turn
That hoe was like a door knob we all got a turn to open her up
by Macdaddyrob June 11, 2021
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Give it a door

When you try to type "Give it a shot," but it autocorrects to "Give it a door." Then you proceed to convince your girlfriend (Or anyone else) that it was intentional and play it off like they don't know the new, hip lingo.
Her: I want to play that one spin machine that one a lot on at chicken ranch oh also that Chinese game
You: Oh yea, definitely. We'll give those a door.

Or "Did you check urban dictionary for "Give it a door?"
by JDudeTheRudeDude June 18, 2021
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