To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.
See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea
See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea
Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?
Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.
Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.
by notyourfiend August 15, 2019
Get the Devil's Alibimug. Son: is using animals in medical research devil-worship according to the Unforgivables?
Father: no, now go and take a biomedical ethics course at McGill university.
Father: no, now go and take a biomedical ethics course at McGill university.
by Sexydimma May 11, 2017
Get the devil-worshipmug. by Goosey's Trims February 17, 2017
Get the Devil's Leckymug. When you shove a tiny funnel inside your japs-eye then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over a willing participants face.
Bro, I was trying to watch the game last night and the wife wouldn’t shut up, so I gave her a Devil’s Pepperspray
by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022
Get the Devil’s Pepperspraymug. An erect penis.
by penisandtits558534 February 25, 2018
Get the Devil's Flagpolemug. The Germans (in WWII) called the US Marines Teufelshund (Devil Dog) because they had not encountered such voracity in War Fighters from the French or English before the US entered the war. It was a designation of respect of the Marine's willingness to attack and kick ass. US Marines are called "Devil Dog" to this day to honor the past.
by ZeDoze February 24, 2018
Get the Devil Dogmug. Similar to a pig on a spit roast, a person holds on to a spinning horizontal stick and a person standing behind them sticks their finger in the ass of the person while they spin. Optional oral sex if you are brave enough.
A: Asked what her favorite position was, and she said Jersey Dirty Devil!
B: Oh shit! I’ve been trying to get my girl to do it, we only do glory holes.
B: Oh shit! I’ve been trying to get my girl to do it, we only do glory holes.
by They Sold Seeds May 1, 2022
Get the Jersey Dirty Devilmug.