David

A special type of fuckboy who can never accomplish anything due to his lack of chromosomes. They are easy to spot, distinct visual features including big ears, red face, glasses, '60s haircut, and make it in life by sucking dicks.

That David needs to stop sucking dicks and walk like a man.

by intensesquirtz May 15, 2016

David Cook

The winner of American Douchebag season 7. His career will last until next years American Idol begins and everyone forgets him

American Idol fan 1: OMG! David Cook won OMG! I so wanted him to win.
American Idol fan 2: I wanted him to win too...to bad we'll forget about him when the new season starts.

by JustinC. May 22, 2008

Danity Kane

When a female performs oral sex on a male counterpart while being in the nude.

I was at her apartment trying to get that danity kane, but she was complaining about how it was too cold.

by B.Friday December 9, 2008

David

A smelly farmer who doesnt take showers and doesnt believe choclate milk comes from a brown cow.

Ewwww David smells!

by taydice July 22, 2010

David

A handsome master memist who either makes his own memes, or steals them from other people. He is very nice and funny as well.

Nice meme! You pulled a David right there!

by Youlostdavid March 25, 2017

David

A Star Wars nerd and has a huge dick, like 15 ft long

Look at David, I want to fuck him

by MrBeezyButt March 30, 2017

david

a bottom

david is such a bottom

by screamsjehehjdhejshdhnwhdhe July 31, 2020