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bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily
by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017
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Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.
"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.
by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021
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ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.
ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die
by hunju August 27, 2021
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Snatch cracker

When you fart so hard it vibrates your vagina.
Suzy just let a real snatch cracker fly
by turd urchin April 8, 2020
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Cracker Girl

An annoying, stereotypical white female. A white female who typically likes country music, or listens to Taylor swift. They usually would do these annoying things like (yap), which means talking a lot, especially very loud. Another thing they would do is be loud, and eat the popular snack franchise Takis, Hot Cheetos, Hot Fries, or any other hot food with spices. Usually, they would most of the time drink a latte from popular fast food restaurant "Starbucks". They would usually drink this, but that would be a backup drink most of the time. Most of the time, they would drink these water cups called (Stanley Cups). Stanley Cups are another metal bottle drink like any other brand would, because the government and F.D.A doesn't have anything else better to do.

To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
Hey man, let's talk.

What's wrong?

Your girlfriend is well, a cracker girl

Noooo..
by Im/Not/Urban November 30, 2024
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Cracker

A slur for white people, originating from poor white people hired by plantation owners in the American south.
Man 1: look, theres a cracker over there!
Man 2: aren't you black?
Man1: society only cares about saying the N word.
by KAINEBLoX November 24, 2021
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cracker stacker

A black man that loves to be with only white women and can’t see himself dating or mixing with any other race.

Black men’s kryptonite dating only white women.

Also a black man’s way to be secured financial.
DEFINITION: a black man that only dates white women.

Did you hear about what’s his name. ? He’s cracker stacker to his list of women.
by MYKAL DOMENIC December 28, 2022
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