Mike

"Basic"

Mike is just sooo basic

by Christina the great January 1, 2019

Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.

Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018

Be a mike

Give advice to an expert when you know nothing about the job

Don’t be a mike and leave the plumber alone

by Owegopaddy1 March 3, 2019

reed mike

He is a sex god with the hands of the gods.

I screamed Reed Mike more harder don't stop daddy.

by Bigmike26 October 30, 2020

Uncle mike

Finger in the butt

You totally got uncle Miked.

by Especially when you blank November 13, 2023

Mike

A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.

Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height

Girl- hey what’s your name

Guy- mike

Girl- knew it

by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023

Mackeral Mike

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.

"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"

OR:

"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"

by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009