alabama threesome

a girl, her brother, and you

mitch: how'd the other night go?
alex: Didn't crack
alex: shes a fortress
alex: I hung out with her last night, but she ended up bringin her bro as a third wheel
alex: I feel like I could get in but its some work
mitch: forget it lol..
alex: Yeah
mitch: wtf was the bro there for ?? an alabama threesome?

by mitchelster December 2, 2010

Alabama

The U.S State with one family tree line

The home of Incest & Rednecks

Anthems & Patriotic songs: Sweet Home Alabama/Free Bird

Capital: Montgomery
Largest City: Birmingham (Though Huntsville is technically the largest by land owned)

Demographics:

70% Redneck
30% Black

Politics: Really Conservative

Alabama Sucks

by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024

Alabama

My name because my parents are assholes

Rando: Your name is Alabama?

Me: yeah..
Rando: like the state?
Me: yeah
Rando: oh, so like.. do you kiss your cousin?
Me: *dissapointed pikachu face*

by Ahaha lol June 5, 2020

Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.

My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.

by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021

The Alabama challenge

When you fuck you're sister in the ass and she helps you finish on you're cousin

Last night me and my sister did the Alabama challenge

by Big dick ashley October 16, 2025

Alabama Snowball Fight

When at least 2 or more men start jerking off, in an attempt to be the first person to sling cum onto another person.

Hey there Craig, Pull your cock out. We're bout to have an Alabama Snowball Fight.

by Tyrone Biggums Sr January 22, 2025

Alabama snowplow

The act of using fried KFC chicken drum sticks to plow mashed potatos n gravy stuffing your ass full by your uncle

Bro uncle Rick gave me the alabama snowplow last night gravy is still leaking out of me

by Itsmeithink January 12, 2025