russian injection

Dipping a tampon in vodka and inserting said vodka infused tampon into one's bootyhole. The alcohol enters one's bloodstream in a much faster manner that traditional methods.

Man I hate vodka it tastes so bad.
Try a russian injection

by mxtpo November 23, 2019

Russian Sinkhole

A gaping asshole that can accommodate anything inserted into it

You bro that chick had a Russian Sinkhole

by The Static of Bolt February 20, 2024

Russian Razberry

The sexuall act of sucking a womans clitterous so hard that it becomes red and lumpy like that of a ripe razberry.

Girl: "Hey babe will give me a Russian Razberry?"
Guy: "No, your vagina reminds me of fish scampi!"

by headshotscott99 September 15, 2011

Russian Washcloth

A woman's bush covered with cum after at least 3 men ejaculate onto it, usually occurring after an orgy.

Did you see her Russian Washcloth? She's gonna have a hard time scrubbing all that jizz out of her muff.

by Peter's Python January 15, 2014

Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).

Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night

by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 9, 2021

russian food

It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.

Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!

by Not a Russian December 2, 2016

Russians

The best people in the world. Hated by greedy americans (a.k.a. pindoses). If u see one, pay respect to one of those fucking awesome people.

Pindos1: Wow, those guys are fucking awesome!
Pindos2: Yeah, u kno, they are russians.
Pindos1: Oh, pay respect, u pindos!
Russians: Yup, we are the best.

by Leonidius Kunstein March 5, 2017