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Brandon

Very sweet at first. They will no doubt make you laugh harder than you ever have. If you meet a Brandon you should kept them as a friend. They will alway be there for you to help you with whatever you need. But If you find yourself in a relationship with him, run. Brandon’s fragile masculinity will break if you challenge it at all. As a result he will gaslight you until you are questioning everything. The wit he used to make you laugh can also be used to for elaborate lies. Once you are able to escape from a Brandon you with see that they are just big baby and what to be held but hurts everyone else in the process, and make everyone feel bad for it.
Person 1: Hey now is your relationship with Brandon going?
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.
by Wetnoodle3 November 23, 2021
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brandon plasha

a handsome stallion who conquers women with a passion unmatched
man that guy brandon plasha is wild
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Brandon Russell

Someone that claims they enjoy being in the friend zone but secretly hates it
Thomas claims to be a Brandon russell, but I can tell that he’s in love with her
by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019
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Brandon

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Brandon Arbuckle

A tall male that has tattoos and loves going to gay bars but claims he’s homophonic.
Hey I went to the gay bar last night and I seen a Brandon Arbuckle there.
by Dave Riddle December 25, 2023
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brandon peppers

The most sexy and charming man alive. His words are so powerful that women flock to him. If you're a girl, get yourself a brandon peppers
Brandon Peppers is the best person that exists. Period.
by BrandonPeppersfan12351 August 14, 2017
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Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.
“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem
by Johny willikers May 12, 2023
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