Wanker

An average bloke who fancies himself as extremely important, talented and handsome.

1.Did you see Jack Grealish sky that sitter with his rolled up shorts, fancy headband and hair? I think he was wearing eye liner. What an absolute Wanker!
2. Total Wanker

by Pep Guardiolo December 28, 2022

Wanker

Dick

Donald Trump is a wanker.

by Baybosumoodace December 29, 2022

wanker bombs

The act of catapulting your favorite jelly beans of a male erection into your mouth

Steve: "Damnit Dale, shoot me one of those wanker bombs, strawberry please!"

by Magic Nate February 20, 2023

Wanker

An individual that in this case is thought to be very kind and generous

“Look at that wanker over there” or “Oi you little wanker”

by BlakeWWFC February 24, 2023

wicked moves

A permanent change in your lifestyle and hobbies to something completely different like becoming a SoundCloud rapper.

I'm done with my otherwise thriving career, my life needs some wicked moves

by No hint here February 24, 2023

Wanker

People who build synthetic users.

Here in the UK we have a technical term for people that create and use user-less research Al services. We call them wankers.

by huguini April 6, 2023

Wicked Mel

aka "Filthy Mel". A girl who is so nasty that when performing reverse cowgirl position, will ensure she's eaten Indian food (or any other volatile combination) and then proceeds, without warning, to explosively defecate all over her partner's chest.

Bruh. Last night I picked up that girl from the local pet shop. We're in the middle of doing it, she turns around and I'm like "this is great!". Dude! She starts spraying me with poop like she's got a tropical disease! I even got a piece of corn in my eye, it was like being shot. I ain't going near that Wicked Mel ever again

by King Tropic April 8, 2023