Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature

"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."

by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018

Soup

Its really good. You should try it. now

Soup time

by CoralMan_xx May 19, 2020

disappointment soup

This is a term used when something doesnt go as planned or a minor inconvenience happens.

Guy1: Man this new game changed their release date for an extra month.
Guy2: That's some disappointment soup right there bud.

Girl1: My necklace broke while I was on a walk today..
Girl2: Disappointment soup...hey maybe I can get you a new one

by Casualmcbabepuree November 29, 2020

cheddar soup

when you rub your ass cheese on your friends' sheets and then he brings a chick over and her pussy juice makes makes a soup out of the ass cheese

Yo man that's hilarious she just made some cheddar soup in that douche's bed.

by Quintonious December 15, 2010

soup terrorist

Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...

Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?

Geoff pissed in it.

Fuckin soup terrorist

by Flat.Turd September 4, 2020

Loose Soup

The opposite of “no soap”.

When everything happens, but not necessarily in a bad way.

How was the bar last night?
OMG! Thought It was going to be no soap, but it wound up being loose soup!

by BeezVanilla December 31, 2020

beat oth soup

Soup whose top out of three or five or however many ingredients is male ejaculate, sperm, semen.

... !!!°÷°!!! ...how does wENdyL know when it's dog beat oth soup?{?{?}}... ...when it's k.E.w.L.... ... ... ... !!!=_=!!!

by *Hung*{ACambodianhorse-breeder October 6, 2025