jackson sweeney

fat ass cunt that thinks he loses weight

God Jackson Sweeney is fucking fat.

by Dylan Thorn November 12, 2017

Jackson hodge

This man is the next Eminem, he is a little white boy that can rap like no ones business. I tell yo drop a freestyle. Literally like 3 seconds later he already done it.

I’m bouta get Jackson hodge to end your whole career!

by Supahotfiyaa April 8, 2019

Michael Jackson

A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.

My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes

by Cli(n)t, the Gho(std) hunter/g December 10, 2021

Jackson and Abigail

A relationship between a Jackson, and an Abigail is like a shooting star. It is beautiful, and once in a lifetime, and even though it flies across the sky and never returns, it will never be forgotten.

I wish I was as close as Jackson and Abigail.

by The_Tailor November 27, 2021

Jackson

Some heavy good guy way specks and purple hair absolute weapon so don’t try nothing with him or he will slash your windows and tan your tyres he is also a banging looking lad way a heavy good sense of humour and good style

Girl 1-see jackson he is banning
Girl 2-I know look at him
Xander-he Is heavy banning
Jackson-what you saying xander I will do u cause I am an absolute weapon

by Mad lad January 18, 2019

Jackson

Jackson is an...interesting individual. Usually scared of MANY things. Now, he’s nice. He’ll do pretty much anything for you as long as it means that he won’t get punched in the face. He tall, kinda on the strong side, and more or less a nerd. He can say things like “sports? What’s that?”. He doesn’t like any type of sport that involves running or kicking a ball. He still is able to keep fit...vitamins. Wears glasses, has dark hair and eyes, and can most of the time be seen with a whole bottle of sun screen. He’ll say he hates the sun and the best thing for you to say to him is “the sun hates you too”. Does this make you a good person? Pfff...no. Will you have regrets? Of course not! You’ll both laugh it off and be best buds again. Jackson won’t drink...he just won’t do it. Unless of course he’s a “bad boi for life” then I suppose there’s the occasional drink. BUT we’re talking about the NERD Jackson...mr motorcycles and tattoos of his mom is going to have to wait. Anyways, Jackson’s are gentlemen. They’ll hold the door open for you and will do whatever they can to get you to notice them. If you’re friends with a Jackson, copy their homework when you have the chance...they’re always right (please don’t take advice from me...I’m a mistake of a potato). In the end, Jackson is a nerd. A caring, sensitive, good looking, nerd. But always know that Jackson will always have your back...if it means there’s no fighting.

Boy 1) oh hey look it’s jax! Let’s go talk to him...

Boy 2) I’m sure he’s a neanderthal

Jackson) Neanderthals were actually relatively smarter than Australopithecus or other cave men. They had a sense of community unlike others. This led up to homo sapiens (us) having a bigger sense of community and feelings for each other.

Boy 1 and 2) ...

Random potato) NERD

by Dude29007 September 17, 2018

Michael Jackson

A famous pop singer from Indiana born on August 18th, 1958. He is known for his songs, earning the nickname “King Of Pop”. Such famous songs are:
Bad
Smooth Criminal
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Remember The Time
And many more. On June 25th, 2009, Michael died of a medicine overdose.

Michael Jackson is my favorite singer!

by rru12 November 4, 2023