Chris Browned

getting bitch slapped/ hit so hard that it would look like chris brown did it

girl: did you see Britney
girl 2: yeah, she was totally Chris browned by mike. He's a giant dick

by wiggly dick September 29, 2014

Chris and Colin

A Chris and Colin is slang for a homosexual couple, where one of the men pretends to be straight while in public, but they end up together in bed at the end of each day.

Check out those two Chris and Colin's. Chris is always trying to pick up any chick she can.
Don't let that fool you, he'll be in Colin's colon again tonight.

by Professor Switzleheimer September 23, 2016

Asian Chris

some hoe who thinks he can swim and likes to play lego games

(asian chris once said) do you want to go play lego marvel

by darealnoahm March 24, 2017

the chris barish

Smacking little kids with your dick till there red like him.

Herbert's gave the Chris barish to a little kid

by Joey lagrotiria September 28, 2013

Chris Belled

To be shut out everything you have and had all because of some costly decision you made while mad

Dude I think you should fix things with your wife before you get Chris belled

by Didyousay62 August 21, 2019

Chris fiorini

cough cough... 74

Chris fiorini is such a poopy head his average is only a cough cough... 74

by Seanisweird123 December 3, 2020

Poorly chris

A man named chris that has swaloowed so much semen his immune system becomes low & requires high strength probiotics

There goes poorly chris swallowing the D again when will he learn

by Originalnuttahbutter October 4, 2016