Matthew owens

A kid who loves people that look like a grinch and has a penis that is the size of a fingernail .

matthew owens is a cunt

by big testicles that are black December 9, 2019

Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget

Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t

by :D)) April 6, 2022

Matthew

Matthew has a is a real one that probably has a gorilla dick and. Pull all the bitches

If u don’t like matthew u probably don’t get bitches

by Bigboiiibdh November 5, 2020

Matthew

He’s just a sexy beast with a huge fucking cock, the ladies love him and he’s just the smartest alive

Matthew is a sexy beast with a huge cock

by Isoncnss November 22, 2021

matthew sims

The human being who's last name was the inspiration to the greatest video-game of all time.

Me:Hi I'm Matthew sims
Friend :Really ? Your name is an inspiration!
Me:I know, I should be famous.

by Fourhatmatt July 8, 2017

Matthew kelly

Matthew Kelly is a very dumb Asian boy who is a great at rapping. Matthew Kelly has just released his new album on Spotify. He likes to watch prawns in class, especially religion

Look it's Matthew Kelly, such a great rapper.

by Henti lover November 23, 2021

matthew ireland

A small boy with a head shaped like a Dorito ,Someome who likes to graft girls

*new girl walks in the room*
Matthew Ireland :Do you want to graft?

by 12Bendywendy December 10, 2017