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Dutch Glass Blower

Moisten the anus of someone with your mouth while lightly blowing in it and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform the Dutch Glass Blower.
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
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Fancy Dutch Oven

Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.
by Savagemeathog April 13, 2022
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Dutch Foundry

What happens when a Dutch Oven goes too far and you have catastrophic diarrhea under the covers while sharing the bed with a friend, partner, or spouse.
I finally slept over at my new boyfriend's house, and of course this was the one night I left a Dutch Foundry under his new satin sheets. Time to find a new boyfriend!
by Jud Louis February 17, 2025
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Auto-Dutch oven

I was so bored last night, I performed an Auto-Dutch oven.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
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dutch bonnet

When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it
Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night
by Stwot July 7, 2017
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Double Dutch

One standard quarter ounce (7 grams) of Cannabis rolled into a blunt.
“I got eight poured in my double cup,
Quarter ounce in a blunt that’s a double Dutch”
- Lil Peep on the song ‘Doubled up
by Jimmy Popper December 31, 2017
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Dutch Friday

Where the lads go buy dutch then smoke with tunes at sesh den
i’m so exited for Dutch friday!
by Scott Gore December 12, 2022
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