Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 06, 2021

Door step

Door stepping someone is when you get on your hands and knees behind someone and your mate pushes them so they fall over you.

Babe let’s go door step that prick

by slagofthenorth30000 April 09, 2021

Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly

A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat

by Gail fitz August 28, 2021

Door Repositioner

1. A dipshit bitch.
2. Someone who repositions doors and is a loser whore face.

Be quite, door repositioner! I'm sick of your gay ass face.

by Not Robotic Silence September 27, 2003

Tree door

Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.

"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"

OR
"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"

by Yeahgirlulikemealittlebit April 12, 2024

back door breeze

While eating ass the partner breaks wind "Farting" To cool the giver down "Ass licker"

Sexually; She gave him the back door breeze.

by Name stain August 11, 2024

Back door water heater

When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.

That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?

by M. Byrd March 01, 2024